Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is