Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Why cant #alllivesmatter?

Its Racist!

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What do you call a black man flying plane?

A pilot you racist.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

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How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

What are your best racist jokes?

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

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What did you think it would be, you racist?

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She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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A flea's blanket.

How did the other stay on?

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Text.GetRect()

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.