What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

His upper lip.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.