Stay Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Stay Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

What advice would you give to a fish?

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

How did Jesus stay in shape?

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

Why did the spy stay in bed?

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

What's Irish and stays out all night?

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

What are your best racist jokes?

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

What did the hat say to the other hat?

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you know if you are having a good time?

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

What did one hat say to another?

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?