What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.