What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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A subwoofer.

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To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Reality *cries in the corner*

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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog