He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Run!
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
They were looking for the ark tick.
They're afraid of the shots.
Because it didn't concentrate.
30 minutes.
It was from all the cross-training...
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
To-mate-toes!
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
Oman
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Star Wars) Luke-warm.
Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
