Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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His answer: "My mom."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone