Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.