Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.

How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Mobile Jokes More Mobile Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !