Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Clickbait

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Werewolf: Search me!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !