Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Paperback
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!
All he could handle was the microwave
A microwave.
Not all of them.
Ray!
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
A: A banana in an elevator.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
I Duggar."
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
We're gonna need more lube.
By the egg on its face.
Failure to pull out in time
They aint ever got any papers
Double jointed.
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now