Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
I don't know, but it's probably light-weight
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face
Because the P is silent.
Nuuks.
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
Ford was my best friend.
Through the Electoral College.
By watching corn!
Bernie.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke