How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number