Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....