Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).