Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum