Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
He didn't want to be called chicken
I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
I'm Thor
He felt Thor.
Angel food cake of course!
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
He's up all night to get Loki.
Loki , because he is low-key.