Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!