Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."