Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What would you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican without his car?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA

What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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To keep their pants up.

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Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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Jose and Hose B

Loss Jokes More Loss Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.