Dentist Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What's a dentists favourite time?

2:30

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Why don't Gingers go to the dentist?

They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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