What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.