What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.