How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.