Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
Because they have a high turnover rate.
He invested before it was cool.
Cosmic jokes.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
He was caught stroganoff
A Chef of course...
The fastest way to get across a river.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Uta Hagen daz.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
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