First we steal two Eggs
Hardcover
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Adieu!
Faux Paws
Being black.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
They steal all the green cards.
Jos
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
bach bach bach time to return to
100 meter Daesh
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Make a mad Daesh to a shelter
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Vending machines.
Say "GAH".
You better not try to start anything.
