Redditor Jokes

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes?

A redditor

What's the difference between redditors and eggs?

Eggs get laid.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

How to annoy a Redditor?

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

What is a Redditor's favorite car brand?

The Snoobaru.

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

What did one Redditor say to another?

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What did the redditor say to the other redditor?

Yes.

What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

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