The second telephone.
Paperback
Incase onion rings
He gave her a ring.
Ringworm!
A parson to parson call !
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
A golden receiver!
Booty call
Take my word for it.
They both have collar ID.
They all have telephones...
They both have rings!
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
A smooth operator!
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Bell-bottoms!
In a double ring ceremony !
A lot of crackling on the line !
A wedding ring !
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.
Because they both have rings.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Alexander Graham Fell!
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
The yakety-yaks!
The second one.