What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.