Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!