How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!