Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.