How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.