What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Luters

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.