How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors