Tractor Jokes

Where's my tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

I used to love tractors

He tractor down

Where is my tractor?

With a John Deere letter.

An extractor fan

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

He tractor down

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

To see how long he slept for.

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

An extractor fan!

An extractor fan

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

They look in the obituary

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Nothing, it never happens.

Cause they want the D.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

They get toad.

You're dead to me"

I love you with all my art!"

Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

How did the farmer find his wife?

How did the farmer find his daughter?

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

What does a duck call a tractor?

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

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