How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.