Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
With a John Deere letter.
When it's down to it's last quarter.
The Philosophers Stoned
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
A: He held up a pair of pants.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Because 7 8 9
The High Cs
You can't tuna fish.
