How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).