How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

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Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"