How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.