How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify