How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

censored

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.