How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.