How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!