What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula