What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit