A cripple.
Kindle
because they can't stand up for themselves!
Wii Fit
Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!
Not being a cripple.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Because they can't even
Cancer
Cancer.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
you're an odd fellow
best before...
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Their wheelchairs
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Three way.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
He throws a block party.
Because most of them are party chiefs.