What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.